Go Ellen!

Just watch.

Big Brother 9

If you haven't started watching Big Brother 9 yet, I strongly recommend you do now before the more interesting people get voted out. Only two weeks into the show and we have had enough drama and shenanigans to last an entire season! Trust me on this!

The theme of this season is that people are paired up with their "soul mates" and they will play together as a couple, voting the same and making all decisions as one. Yeah, that is working out great. Actually it is because it is creating plenty of drama. Loves it!

So far this season, one partner of the gay male couple has left for undisclosed reasons, forcing the other to go "straight" with an evicted female brought back in the game. We have had girls (and guys) giving nightly strip shows, and we even had something that was one nip slip away from an orgy in the swimming pool one night. Two people have been taken away in an ambulance (don't worry, they are fine and were brought back in, but it was scary to watch). We have two "let's pretend we are lesbians", and fights too many to keep track of. The whole thing is a train wreck of epic proportions and I am loving every minute of it.

But my favourite has to be Natalie. Hands down. I honestly don't know what to make of this girl. First week in the house she performed oral on her partner Matt. She loves flashing her boobies off every chance she gets and just the other night performed a very raunchy strip show with Chelsia (which then led to the aforementioned orgy in the pool). But it is her stories that keep me riveted. She shares WAAAY to much personal information! Just last night she let the other ladies know she can....errrr...lactate. And she gave a demonstration. I won't go into details, but I can guarantee you that will not make it to the show. She also shared a story about losing a....ummmm...how do I say this delicately since you all are probably reading this at work....well I should just go for it. She lost a tampon for 5 or 6 days. She doesn't really remember how long actually. I'm not a woman, but how can you forget something like that? But I just loved the way she was so casual relating that story.

I hope she doesn't get voted out this week because I am sure she has plenty more stories to tell.

Natalie for the win!

Your Wish Is My Command

Younger sister of Lindsay Lohan, Ali, is desperate to be famous. She gave an interview with Teen Vogue, telling us that growing up watching big sis Linz get all the attention makes her want the same treatment. She loves getting asked for her autograph, and I have to wonder who actually asks her? Seriously, unless she walks around with a T-shirt with the words "I am the sister of Lindsay Lohan" on the front, I would have no idea who the hell she was, nor would I care.

I have a sneaky suspicion she will be pregnant soon so she can get the cover of People, just like the younger sister of another popwreck.

I'm Embarrassed to Say She is Canadian

Pamela Anderson recently married some dude named Rick Saloman. After two minutes, she filed for divorce and two minutes later changed her mind. Now this time she really really means it. She filed papers today claiming fraud as the reason for wanting a divorce.

Fraud? Um Pammy, this is the guy who made a sex tape with Paris Hilton. You can't tell me she didn't know what she was getting into. What a dunce. She probably thinks he cheated her by not making a sex tape with her. I know how Pammy thinks.

What a pair though. Just looking at that pic above makes me feel stoned. She looks like she has just smoked a doobie, and he looks like he is in the middle of a 5 day coke binge. I bet the only fraud perpetrated was after they married, Rick lost his drug connection and Pammy is bummed out. "He said he would have an unlimited supply!" He lied to me!

Speaking Of Celebuspawn

Just look at this! I remember when Rumer Willis was a bump in Demi Moore's tummy on the cover of Vanity Fair. Seems like only yesterday. Our girl is now all grown up. I feel so freaking old now.

I'm not one to speak ill of impressionable teenagers, but since Rumer put herself out there I think it is okay to talk trash. Let's just say that Rumer didn't get the goodlooking genes in that family. Demi? MILF. Bruce? DILF? Rumer? Um no way.

I almost feel bad for Rumer, but then I remember that she thinks she is fabulous and I snap out of it.

For Those Who Care

Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth to her twins, a boy and a girl. She's been pregnant for what seems a lot longer than 9 months so those babies must be huge.

She had a special room made up at some hospital in New York, and even the staff had to do rehearsals just in case someone tried to kidnap the wee ones. I've never understood why someone would go to the bother of kidnapping babies. I imagine it would take a lot of planning and what do you get for it? Poopy diapers! Yuck. No thanks. JLo can keep 'em. Of course Jenny won't have to worry about shitty diapers since she has probably already hired Elizabeth Hurley's ex-maid.

I Thought She Was Camera Shy?

Just the other day Lindsay Lohan was hiding from the cameras. This week she is baring all for New York Magazine. She is recreating Marilyn Monroe's famous last sitting for photographer Bert Stern. I've seen most of these pics, and while they are NSFW, they are pretty tasteful. Even Linz's mom Dina agrees with me. Of course, what else is she going to say?

If you want to see even MORE NSFW pics of Linz, pop on over to google, type in her name and "firecrotch". And don't say I didn't warn you. Hopefully one of the things Linz learned in rehab (and it certainly wasn't not to drink because she is still doing that) is how to wear panties when she goes out on the town.

What's That On Her Face?

I thought when you were pregnant you weren't supposed to inject salmonella into your face? Well that doesn't seem to be stopping Nicole Kidman. Those lips are botoxed to hell and back. Well, to be fair to Nic, maybe she just came from the dentist. Or had some really hot soup.

But whatever it is she is doing, she really should stop it right now. I am sure she looks fine without all that crap she is doing to herself.

Cheapasses!

Elizabeth Hurley and her multi-millionaire hubby Arun Nayer have been accused of only paying their maid 3 bucks an hour! Cheapskates! Violet D'Souza worked for the couple since 2003 and was forced to work almost 20 hours a day, 7 days a week. When they fired her last August, she decided to go to a tribunal to get some cash back, but before a verdict could be handed down, D'Souza was apparantly bought out for a 5 figure sum.

Not only are Hurley and hubby cheapos, they are dumbasses too. It's kind of common sense to make sure the people who know where you hide your sex toys are paid well and are happy. And don't forget they also serve your food.

Big Ole Stupid

I did my blogs readability test, and apparantly I am only Junior High. I am mortally offended.

TV Reviews

The Golddigger Hit the Jackpot

The Daily Mail is reporting that finally a settlement has finally been reached in the rather acrimonious Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce case.

Seems Heather will be getting $110 million dollars, which is what she has been asking for all this time. Paul originally only wanted to give her a fraction of that, her lawyers advised her to take it, so she fired them. Ha ha. And the cherry on top is that she represented herself in the end!

I have to say that while it sucks for Paul to have to pay out such a large sum for only a 4 year marriage, he should have known what he was getting into when he married her in the first place and made her sign a pre-nup.

That being said, I have to admire the gold digging tramp. I have heard she can be a real bitch, but when she was shilling for Dancing With The Stars she came across quite funny and didn't seem to take herself too seriously, so I just don't know who to believe.

Why So Shy?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted yesterday having lunch at The Ivy, and it seemed she all of a sudden didn't want to have her picture taken. Ummm, if she didn't want to have her picture taken, why sit out on the patio at The Ivy for goodness sake? Even I know that if you want to get your picture taken, that is the place to be. Hell, I could show up there and tell the paps I am really big in Canada and they would take my picture just in case I was telling the truth.

In other Lilo news, it appears Clint Eastwood isn't feeling the love. He was having a nice quiet dinner at some restaurant in Hollywood, when Lindz and her crowd came in, creating a firestorm of paparazzi interest. Needless to say, Dirty Harry wasn't impressed and decided to leave by the back door. When did Clint turn into such an old fart?

Throw Her In The Slammer!

I have very little idea of who Bai Ling, but she is always popping up on various gossip blogs because of her antics, so I decided to post something about her because I was feeling left out.

So this chick was arrested for shoplifting yesterday at LAX airport. She picked up two magazines and some batteries, left without paying and a store employee did a citizens arrest. Citizens arrest? Is that actually enforcable? Why not just say "Hey lady. You forgot to pay for that!" I suspect the employee probably did just that, but Bai insisted on getting arrested. She is such an attention whore.

Wash Her Mouth Out With Soap!

Jane Fonda was on the Today show this morning promoting her appearance in The Vagina Monologues when she let the "C" word slip out. Ha ha! It was so casual and Merideth Viera didn't even bat an eyelash. She must be used to hearing that word as much as Jane is used to saying it! Go Jane! She is still a firecracker even after all these years.

I wonder when the witch hunt will start. You just know that some self rightous prig is getting ready to write a strongly worded letter about how they will boycott NBC and any and all of Jane's movies. Someone else is probably getting ready to sue her because they were traumatized hearing that word while they were eating their Bran Flakes.

I was going to post the video clip here, but decided against it since I don't want any strongly worded letters sent to me. If you want to see it, use Google. Google is your friend.

Holy Cow!

Madonna was in Berlin last night promoting that short documentary she directed about Malawai (the country where she adopted that gorgeous baby boy). You can not tell me she hasn't had a little work done on that mug of hers. She looks pretty damn fresh for a 50 year old. She wasn't looking like that a month ago let me tell you. Bitch was looking tired!

I don't know who her doctor is, but I want his number. He does great work.

RSS and Feeds

I hate doing this to my blog as I feel it interrupts the flow off useless gossip I like to post about, but I am afraid it must be done.

So for one of our assignments we had to use RSS to find two sites to "subscribe" to. Since I already had an account at google, I used Google Reader to simplify things. I searched for a library related web-site and found 2. Unshelved, a cute daily comic set in a library, and Library Stuff.

I have to say I am not terribly impressed with RSS. Yeah it is great to have all the information delivered to you, but you lose a lot of a site's bells and whistles. But I suppose it is handy to have for someone without their own computer, who uses many different ones, to have 1 single site they can go to to find their "favourites".

The Countdown Begins

Only 1 more day before the premiere of the 2nd (and possibly last) season of Jericho. Tommorrow at 10 on CBS we find out what happens in the aftermath of the invasion of Jericho by the neighbouring town of New Bern and the possible rescue of the town by the Army. But is the Army on Jericho's side, or are they actually looking for that spare nuke that Lennie James's charachter has hidden in his barn?

Make sure to watch folks.

Would You Take Advice From This Man?

Keith Richards has wise words to impart to troubled Amy Winehouse. "Get your act together!"

That is rich coming from a guy who once claimed to have snorted his dead fathers ashes. Keith probably doesn't even know who the hell Amy Winehouse is. He probably thinks he was giving advice to Britney Spears.

Speaking of Big Breasts....

Dolly Parton has a new CD coming out, and she has been working hard to get a tour up and running. Well the poor dear has had to postpone it because she has back problems.

"you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

Ha ha, I love it that she just comes out and admits it. Most celebrities would be making excuses or outright lying about their medical condition. Not Dolly. She just tells it like it is. "I have big tits and they are killing my back."

Words Fail Me

I really have nothing to say about Aretha Franklin other than she performed on the Grammy's last night. I just needed an excuse to post this picture of her. Far be it from me to criticize someone's weight, but homegirl might want to think about adding salads to her diet. Of course, she is the Queen of Soul so she will eat what she damn well pleases. But sleevless dresses are something she should be thinking of putting back in the closet. I see enough of this at work. Even in winter.

Now I am going to run and hide in case Aretha decides to teach me some manners. I have no desire to be smothered by her lady lumps.

Speaking Of Hunks...

I have always had a mancrush of Anderson Cooper. It first started when he hosted The Mole, a much undervalued reality TV show. He put on his seriouse face, but he also had a heck of a lot of fun with the players. Now he is a respected newscaster for CNN. But he will always be my first love no matter what he does. Well....one of my first loves.

Hunk Alert!

Jennifer Aniston is or was supposedly dating this guy. If she isn't, she should. What a hunk! His name is Paul something or other and he is obviously a model because investment bankers don't tend to pose like that. As an added bonus he is British, and that accent makes me feel all tingly.

Now I Know.

I have always had a soft spot for Kirsten Dunst as you should know by now. And I have haven't quite figured out why gossip bloggers hate her so much. One of the "names" she is referred to is snaggletooth. Now I know why.

You think she would get that fixed with her money.

Don't Go Online Shopping When You Have Had A Couple Of Drinks.

So I was toodling around on the internet when I got a beep that I got a new email. Checked Outlook and saw it was a notice from those damn people at HECFI. I only subscribed because I bought tickets to Meatloaf (great concert BTW) telling me Anne Murray was coming to town.

Now, she is a Canadian Icon! And I have always had a fond spot for her, but I don't like her that much. So I clicked the link just to check what seats were available just to see. Clicked another link....and before I knew it I bought the tickets. Huh? How did that happen?

The only thing I buy online is from Amazon. And they ALWAYS ask for your credit card number before completing the order. Not with HECFI! Apparantly you just have to click a button, and you have bought tickets! Crap! Now I have to go see Ann Murray. I was just testing the waters and boom I am committed.

Anyone want to go see Anne Murray with me?

How Can We Miss You If You Don't Go Away?

First of all, I have to say I just love love love Cher. So she just a couple of days ago announced she was coming out of "retirement" to do a gig in Las Vegas.

When on earth did she ever retire? I must have missed that memo because last I heard she was still doing that tour promoting her Believe song that was originally released 10 freaking years ago. Cher never retired. She just took a break. I guess if you call it retirement, you can charge more money for tickets two weeks later when you come out of retirement. It worked for Tina Turner.

That being said, I am sorely tempted to book a ticket to Las Vegas and go see her show.

Would You Go Out in Public Looking Like This?

I know Jennifer Lopez is preggers with twins, but shouldn't she be sitting at home with her feet up right now? And I know we can't see her feet, but I bet they are shod in high heels. She really does look like she is about to keel over from the strain of standing up.

Get to bed woman!

Britney is Busted! Ha Ha!

What's another day without a Britney story? A day without sunshine I think.

Brit apparantly went to her lawyer today (or yesterday. Who knows with this girl) and tried to get that pesky conservator thing her father has over her changed. Turns out she can't by court order. Nor can she hire a new lawyer without her papa's consent. Which means, her old lawyer can't work for her anymore because Papa Spears doesn't like the firm. Busted! Nor can she make financial transactions with Daddy's consent. Which I imagine include checking into exclusive hotels as is Brit Brit's want on occasion. Well...not occasion...nightly if you will.

I bet she was pissed when she found this out! Ha ha.

Work Stuff - Wiki's

The original intention of this blog was to participate in a work related learning experience. I decided talking about work makes for a boring blog, so decided to spice it up with juicy gossip about people I will never ever meet. I didn't realize that we were supposed to report our progress on our own personal blog! What a buzz killer. But I guess I will have to do it if I want that MP3 player.

So this week we had to learn about Wiki's. I pretty much knew all about them as I am a big fan of Wikipedia. I would never use them as a resource of course, but they are a great starting point to do some research on topics you are unaware of. And they are pretty good for finding tidbits about celebrity gossip! But again I caution people using them as a definitive source of information. If anyone can edit them, they can also put false information if they feel like being cheeky. Like anything found on the net, be wary about what the truth is.

While I am talking about work (this has nothing to do with Learning 2.0) I feel I must speak out. I don't know who did this or why, but please don't take the opportunity of my sick days to decide that would be a great time to tidy my desk. It may seem disorganized, but I actually know where everything is. When it is done behind my back, stuff goes missing that I actually need. Like the number on a piece of paper of someone who I am hoping to date. Losing that was a killer! Thanks alot.

Please don't do it again. If it causes a problem me being a slob, just say something! I am remarkably flexible and will take matters into my own hands. Thank you.

And the Cycle Begins Anew

For some strange reason, doctors let Britney Spears out of the hospital deeming her "not a threat to herself or others". So what does this non-threat do once she is released? She creates a media frenzy by driving all over Los Angeles with her only friends, the papparazzi, tailing her every move and creating a traffic nightmare and no doubt endangering innocent drivers who don't give a shit about Brit Brit.

My advice to Britney is to JUST STAY HOME! You will never get your kids back if you keep acting like this.

Rehab Is The Place To Be

Media sources (well, Star Magazine, so take it with a grain of salt) are reporting that Kirsten Dunst has checked into rehab at the same place Lindsay Lohan went to. Some place in Utah. If it is true, good for her.

Lots of gossip columnists and bloggers hate Kirsten for some unknown reason and I have no idea why. They call her a bitch and a drunk, but yet they can't come up with any proof of this. Where is the stories of her cursing out paps? Where is the stories of her getting plastered at awards show like Sean Young? (See below). Where are the DUI's? If she is acting like a mofo, she is keeping it on the down low where it should be. Britney could take a page from Kiki's book methinks.

Well I love you Kiki even if those bastards don't.

My Bad

It's been a couple of days since I updated my blog and I offer my sincerest apologies. My tum-tum's been a bit tetchy the past couple of days and the most I could bring myself to do was watch a marathon of The Mole. So I have been out of the loop gossip wise, so it is no wonder I missed this little gem.

Last week at some awards show, Sean Young (remember her?) got herself a wee bit hammered and started heckling one of the winners. When he was making his speech, he was taking a bit too much time for Ms Young, so she told him to "Get on with it already". I saw the video clip, and have to admit to feeling the exact same sentiments as Sean. After that, she made more of a fool of herself and was escorted from the ceremony. The next day, she checked into rehab.



You know, in Sean's defense, she wouldn't be the first person to have a bit too much wine and say something inappropriate. I should know. But I find it odd that Celebrities immediately check themselves into rehab the minute they do something they are embarrassed of. Just make your apologies and move on. Or do what I do and say "God was I drunk last night. I don't remember a thing."

More Testing

Just seeing if I can embed from Daliymotion.

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Oops. I forgot that nips and tush were shown in this video. So don't be looking at it at work ladies. I know you want to, but wait till you get home.

First Heath, Now Shell

I am probably the only person in the world who remembers her, but Shell Kepler (aka Nurse Amy Vining) has died. Oh I so remember her from her General Hospital days. They tried to make her like Nurse Emily and even made her wear the sweaters, but it just didn't take sadly. I don't think Emily wanted to give those sweaters up.

RIP Shell.