Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Mariah's Fiancee Is Cheap


This makes me laugh. Mariah Carey, who is literally worth millions, got engaged to some dude called Nick Cannon (never heard of him). He was engaged to some model called Selita before.

Well, turns out the dude gave Mariah the same engagement ring Selita returned to him when they broke up. Ha ha! Mariah is going to be PISSED when she finds out.

Not That I Care


Apparently a shitstorm is brewing over a Vanity Fair photo shoot featuring 15 year old Hannah Montana. The photos were taken by famed photographer Annie Liebovitz. I have seen the pics and they are no big deal, but of course people are up in arms about how she was exploited to sell magazines blah blah blah.

Shut up! Hasn't anyone seen how a high school girl dresses lately? These pics are practically demure. Anyway, Miley apologized to her fans for offending them. She should be apologizing for that lousy make-up job. She looks like a ghoul.

That's His Daughter!


Ewwww. Words fail me. But here is Hulk Hogan lubing up his daughter buttcheeks. Okay, it isn't lube, but sunscreen (I think) but STILL!!!!!

There are some things that just don't need to be seen.

Thank God Paula Abdul Is In This World

I don't really watch American Idol, but apparantly last night not only was Paula dipping into her meds, she must have stolen some of mine.



Bet she would be a lot of fun to party with. But just make sure you keep your meds hidden.

This Has To Be a Joke!


People Magazine announced their 100 most beautiful people in the world and guess who is on the list? Rumer Willis. Yip you heard it right.

First of all, she might only be considered slightly pretty at closing time and you haven't picked up anyone yet. Don't look at me like that, we have ALL been there.

Second of all, what exactly does she do. She's not a singer or actress, yet for some reason she considers herself famous. This People thing is going to go straight to her head and we will never get rid of her.

Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Programming

Now that all the work stuff is done, we can start by having fun again. To start off with, you have to see this video of a business man going bat shit crazy in a hotel lobby. I have so wanted to do that. Of course, he is not going crazy, but just having a big arsed temper tantrum.



I wonder if Ian wants to meet with him now?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Gaming And Virtual Worlds

Yay! The last assignment for work, then I can get back to my true love: celebrity gossip.

First of all, I am not a big game player on the computer. First of all, I don't really like downloading some of the software that may be required for certain games. And second, I am not a big game player.

I do play Mah Johng on line, but that is just to pass the time, and I have played Scrabulous through Facebook with friends from Toronto and around the world. The thing I liked about Scrabulous was that you can have different games with different people, and make your move days later if you had to because of real life concerns. Of course, I don't know why I cared because I ALWAYS lost. LOL

As for virtual worlds, again I am old fashioned. Not into snazzy graphics. But one of the reasons I first actually bought a computer was because of this one virtual world called Ancient Sites. Sadly it is no longer with us. But it is was what you would call a MUSH since it was bacically text only.

You would register under a name (I was Basil Domitius in the Rome group). Then you got a Domus (or house) where you could jazz it up with pictures if you wanted and where you would get your private messages (or PM's for short)

Then you could find an era of history you were interested in. In this case I chose the Byzantine Empire. Then what we would do every couple of months is decide which era we wanted to depict, select historical roles for ourselves, then tell the story. But you had to be historically accurate, while putting your personal stamp on the character. I had a lot of fun once writing obout the blinding of my character. How do you describe something like that if you have never been through it? But that was the idea, to get outside of yourself and write about something you know nothing about.

It was also a social enviroment since we would all go to the specific forum to discuss what our characters would do next and to make sure it stuck to facts as much as possible.

I am sure the technology has changed alot since those early days of Ancient Sites, but I am not sure nothing could take the place of good old imagination.

Gaming And Virtual Worlds.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Online Applications

http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dxx827b_0hnzr3r4r#

This was my first attmpt at google docs and I quite liked it.

And this is the personal one I shared with my dear friend Petal.

http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dxx827b_2g46d7x8h

Monday, April 21, 2008

Podcasts and Youtube

Before I start, I just want to say that I love Youtube and similar sites like Dailymotion. Heck, if you are feeling naughty there is even an Xtube which is most definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so don't go looking it up on a work computer.

The thing I like about Youtube, is where else are you going to see the infamous lily pond fight between Krystle and Alexis? Or old obscure music videos from the 80's? It's a fantastic site.

Podcasts, on the other hand, aren't quite as exciting. But I did find some that interests me.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove

This is a link to Dan Savage's sex advice column, and it has links to his podcasts which are quite easy to click on and listen to. And you can subcribe to them through RSS if you are so inclined. Don't listen to them at work though.

EBooks

First off, let me say I am not a big fan of Ebooks. I like holding an actual book in my hand lying in my bed reading. Not sitting at a computer.

Also, I like my computer to have as less junk and programs on it as is absolutely neccessary. But for the sake of the assignment, I downloaded the player.

From Overdrive I got 24 Hours by Greg Iles only because it had a copy available. I also like the browsing function on Overdrive.

Netlibrary I found a little more difficult to find something of interest to me, but I did like that you could just click on a button (after you logged in with your library card) and view the book on the screen without having to download extra softward. So I chose The Aenied by Virgil.

I have to say, while I didn't find the procedures overly complicated, they were a lot more work than I am used to if I want to read a book.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

I'm Back!


Sorry I have been away for so long, but sadly I have been having a rough time of it lately.

But I am back and not having as rough of time as Charlton Heston. Poor guy died yesterday at 84. He was the star of The Ten Commandments, Earthquake, Airport '75 and my personal favourite The Colbys. That was good times. I still remember when he shot Sable in the head. They don't make shows like that anymore.



But he is best known to me for Planet of the Apes. Not only is that movie classic, we got to see Chuck in a loincloth. That's when I knew I preferred him over that chick Nova.

RIP Chuck. Even though you loved guns and hated fags, I still have fond memories of you getting water hosed by the gorillas in that cage.