Speaking of Lezzies!

I know Jodie Foster has never publicly come out, but anyone with two eyes pretty much knew she was a fishmonger. So a few weeks ago she was accepting some award for something or other and actually mentioned her partner by name, and who they have children by! Shocking but good for Jodie for taking the first steps to being free.

So imagine my disappointment when I found out a few weeks later that Jodie left her woman for another woman! I felt pain! Jodie? How could you do this to me? I thought you were a U Haul Lesbian, and it turns out your are a slutty gay man in a woman's body.

I have to take a pill to calm down.

Lezzies!

Okay, rumour has it that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are bumping uglies. They were spotting in Cannes this past weekend holding hands and kissing. To be honest, there isn't much of a surprise there. Lindsay always struck me as a free spirited type who doesn't care who tingles the unspeakables as long as the job gets done. What boggles the mind is that she would do it with that thing. Ronson looks like an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

But I digress. What actually boggles my mind is that this rumour (true or not) is hardly making a blip in the gossip rags! I think 10 years ago this would have ruined her career, but now it seems to be no big deal. Go progress!

If this is true I wish them well, but I think firecrotch will be back to dick pretty soon.

I Wonder If Posh Actually Ate Something?

This is just too cute and I had to post it. Posh took the soon to be future superstar Cruz (aka her son) out to a Pink Taco in LA the other day. I am not entirely sure what Pink Taco is, but I am guessing it is like McDonald's, but Mexican. And hey, if the kiddies love it, you have to give in sometime.

But seriously. Look at what Posh is wearing!!! Who wears shoes like that to take your kid out for a snack? And who brings an entourage? And photographers? She looks fabulous but I would KILL for a piccy of her in rollers, a threadbare robe and granny slippers.

Serial Mom (NSFW)

Okay I figured if Jane Fonda can say cunt on morning television I can post this clip from my favourite movie of all time.

Kathleen Turner as Serial Mom is one of her best roles and it shocks me she wasn't even nominated for and Oscar.

So here is the integral clip where we realize that her character is not June Cleaver as she harrasses her neighbour for stealing a parking spot at the grocery store. HA HA HA! Love it!



Here is Serial Mom giving Patty Hearst fashion advice.

Jane Fonda and the C Word

Now that Learning 2.0 is over I feel totally free to show the clip that Jane Fonda did when she let loose a curse word on Morning Television.

Freaking hilarious!



And I doubt Jane was sorry at all. She uses that word all the time. I have a strong feeling she called Ted Turner that numerous times.

Excuse My Beauty!

This is now my new catchphrase whenever I get in trouble.

The clip has been making the rounds of the blogs and it is freaking hilarious! Some ugly transexual is being arrested for god knows what and at the end of it she says she will never use her looks to make money on the stroll again. Excuse her beauty. Ha fucking ha!

So whenever a patron starts moaning about a fine, that is what I am going to say: "Excuse my beauty"

More Chantal

Love her!!!!

Chantel Chamandy

I don't really tend to do this on the blog but I have just heard of a fantastic singer I have to share with you. She is from Montreal but from Egyptian/Greek descent so I kind of see her as the new Cleopatra and you know how I like that sort of stuff.

Her music is a mix of pop with a touch of an exotic Arabic taste. You can dance to it, but it is also sensual. So I just wanted to share this new talent with you.

Speaking of Inappropriate Ads (Not Safe For Work!)

WTF is this? I was debating whether to post this or not, but it has been burning up the gossip blogs like crazy and I simply hate being left out of the loop.

PlayStation released this ad for some new gizmo or other. I am not into video games so I have no idea. So to promote it they use a naked man? And instead of making it worthwhile for us, they photo shop the peen out an put a thumb there? What a waste! And yes that is a thumb there.

This has got to be the weirdest thing I have every seen in my life.

They Will Never Learn

One would think after the "scandal" of the Vanity Fair pictures, Hanna Montana would be lying low. Not to be. She is now posing for one of those "Got Milk" ads with white liquid on her face.

I am no prude, but I have always found those ads a wee bit suggestive on so many levels, but it squeeks me out even more to see a 15 year old girl looking like she just gave her boyfriend a "present". This does NOT make me want to go out a buy a carton of milk.

Don't Ever Let Wino Be the Designated Driver

This cracks me up (no pun intended) but Amy Winehouse and a friend came back from doing whatever it is crackheads do. They get back to her place and the dude is passed out. So instead of waking him up and telling him to call a cab, she let him just sleep it off in her car.

Well, the dude wakes ups, instead of just staying put in the comfy back seat, decides to break into her house and sleep on her garage floor. The police were called and dude tries to explain the sitch. When they tried to reach Amy, she was passed out sleeping off an 8 ball, and nothing can wake you up after that. Not that I would know of course. I read about it somewhere.

Guess What I Will Be Watching?

When I first heard that Dina Lohan (mother of the drunk driver/actress Lindsay) was doing a reality show, I swore I would never ever ever watch it. I do have standards you know.

But after seeing this promo, I have been seduced by White Oprah. I would hang my head in shame at my taste in television viewing, but then I remembered I watched Caligula last night. It is a point of no return after you have seen Malcolm McDowell in bed with his horse. So the next obvious step is watching Dina pimp out her daughter for cash.

Step by step I am being led into hell.

Oh Canada!

"Step away from the flag. Put it down and move back."

This is a pic of Shawn Ashmore that was published in the UK edition of Cosmopolitan. He played some guy named Iceman in the X men movie, but the real question I need to ask is who let him out of the country? What a hunk! Don't let the Brits get him! Keep him here where I can keep an very close eye on him.