Monday, January 21, 2008

Nicole Kidman is Vain


A lot of gossip columnists have been ragging on Nicole Kidman for presumably injecting her face with botox. "Oh, she can't smile" they mock, or "Oh, she is so expressionless" they say.


So now that she is pregnant, apparently it isn't safe for the baby to inject yourself with salmonella or whatever the hell botox is made of. Makes sense I suppose, but my mother smoked all through her pregnancy with me and I turned out okay and smoking kills! Salmonella just gives you the heaves. Much like pregnancy I have heard.


Anyhoo, now that Nic is off the needle, people have been gleefully awaiting her new face. I have to admit to being kinda curious myself. Would it be a Portrait of Dorian Grey scenario?


Judge for yourself. Doesn't she look ancient?

3 comments:

AMAI said...

She looks TOTALLY ancient

Basil said...

Hush Amai. She looks gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

Many, many people believe that she was never pregnant at all. Just what I've heard.