Speaking of Plastic Surgery

I don't know why, but I find myself fascinated with Miss Jenna Jameson. In case you don't know who she is, she is the star of Cum One, Cum All, I Love Lesbians, and Jenna Loves Pain. Yes, she is a porn star.

But somehow, she has managed not to overdose, make oodles of money and is a darling of the Hollywood paparazzi! You go girl! Porn stars are people too you know. I just wish she would lay off the botox. She is starting to look like a certain Presley.

Here's Jenna trying not to overdose the other night. I hope she made it through the night okay because she looks one eightball away from a trip to emergency.

Bozo The Clown

Prescilla Presley has always been a beautiful woman, but lately she has been looking a littly fugly. Oh who am I kidding, she looks like a nightmare.

Well now I know why. At first I just assumed she was going a little overboard with the botox, but turns out she is using car lubricant. Who knew you can inject products from Canadian Tire into your face to get back the dewey look of youth?

Turns out Prissy and a few other Hollywood types have fallen under the sway of some Argentian "doctor" and his snake oil. He has been having "injection parties" with the non-FDA approved silicon which is pretty much the same thing you put into your car. Jesus bloody Christ! I hope he at least warned them their eyes wouldn't squeak before he put the needle in!



You know, I think some of these aging Hollywood stars should take a page from the gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer. I have seen plenty of recent pics of her, and it certainly doesn't look like she has had any work done. If she has, her doctor is worth any money spent. If she hasn't, she looks like how a well kept 48 year old should. She doesn't have bozo lips.

More Work Stuff

Okay, for our next assignment we were to use our work databases and use RSS to subscribe to a topic that interested us.

I chose masterfile and the topic was Hillary Clinton. Since I used a work computer for this part of the assignment I had to use my Google Reader account. I copied and pasted the URL of the syndication feed when prompted and voila! I started getting updates. It was quite easy actually.

For the second part of the assignment, I went to Academic Onefile and chose to be notified by email on the subject of border patrol. I have yet to actually receive any notices, but I can see how this would be a handy service to get up-to-date information from the work databases. That way you wouldn't have to keep going into the individual database periodically to check for new articles.

Back To Work

Okay, I am way behind, but I finally got to the Social Bookmarking part of the assignment.

It took a couple of clicks, but I finally uploaded a picture (seen here) of Diana from the best miniseries ever.....V. And I chose Area 51 as my theme because it seemed to be appropriate. I also added a couple of friends which wasn't too difficult. Hi Cyndi, Lennie, Charlene, and others.

I don't really like Facebook because it is not that easy to navigate IMHO. The ning thing Jenn set up isn't to bad because it is a rather closed enviroment so I hope we can keep it up. But I don't like that you can't leave a PM to a friend.

Are You Kidding Me?

Reports are out there that Angelina Jolie could be offered up to $10 Million for pics of her baby once it is born. Or it might be "they" as there are also rumours she might be having twins.

Ten million for a pic of a wrinkly baby? People I know can't wait to show you pictures of their babies for free, so what makes Angelina so freaking special? I honestly don't get all the fuss about Mizz Angelina Jolie. Yeah she's pretty, and she's an okay actress, but she is also pretty boring. I liked the Angelina of olden days who would make out with her brother and jump fully clothed into a fountain. Those were the days.

Dusty Springfield Just Because

Did you know she went out with Carole Pope?

Sex Tape Time!

It was only a matter of time before a Lindsay Lohan sex tape came out. That girl is famous, and a slut, so it was only a matter of time before some opportunist hooked up a camera in his room and invited her over for coffee.

The opportunist in this case is some douche named Callum Best who Lindsay was "dating" a few months ago. He apparently used his cell phone to tape some footage of her gums on his plums. Lindsay is freaking out because she doesn't even remember. Wild Turkey and 8 balls do things to your memory. A word to the wise. I know what I am talking about.

That being said, Callum is kinda hot in a douchebag way. I'd hit it.

Making the World a Better Place

Remember last year when Paris Hilton was in jail? You must have heard about it. Well, after she got out she announced she was a changed woman. Yes, she wanted to do "good" in the world and not party so much. So after about 8 months of non-stop partying and shopping, she has finally done good on her promise.

She visited an orphanage in South Africa!

You heard right. The world is now at peace because of the selfless generosity of Paris Hilton signing autographs at an orphanage.

Mother Teresa must be beaming with pride in heaven.

Pussy Love

This is just the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life so I simply HAD to share it with ya'll.

I wonder what they are saying to each other?

I Can Rest Easy Tonight

I have been terribly worried about Heather Locklear after hearing about her apparent suicide attempt. People that look that good have no need to off themselves. She probably just told her shrink she was going to dye her hair with that L'Oreal stuff she is shilling, and all the shrink heard was "die" and over reacted. Sheesh, can't a girl colour her hair in peace?

Here's Heather looking completely sane the other day. Nothing to worry about here. What the heck happened to her lips though? They look so wrong.

This is the Funniest Thing in the World

Heather Mills celebrated her big win fall by dumping water all over Paul McCartney's lawyer. What a class act eh? Heather apparently didn't appreciate some of the unkind comments the lady lawyer made about her. Greedy, goldigging whore may be unkind but it is the truth. Heather should just embrace it and move on to her next conquest.

Simply Gorgeous!

Let's take a moment to bask in the beauty that is chanteuse Amy Winehouse.

Okay, stop laughing now. Supposedly Wino has a nasty case of impetigo. I have no idea what it is but it is highly contagious. Why is she out in public then? I myself would never go out in public with that crap on my face. And I'm not talking about her make-up. Looks to me like she has been picking at the scabs. And look at those arms! It appears she is back to self cutting again. I feel kinda bad for her.

You know, now that I know such a disease as impetigo exists, who wants to take bets that a vengeful God is going to smite me with it?

I tell you now, if I get it I am calling in sick.

Catch-Up

I've been having so much fun doing my blog I have been lax in doing the things I was supposed to do for the blog. So I had better get cracking.

del.icio.us

I found this relatively straightforward to install (though I used a work computer, not my own, just in case ). I can see the practical applications for it if someone is using different computers. But just like RSS, if you only use 1 computer, just use the favorites function. Of course, it might be handy to have an outside source to keep all your favourite sites just in case your computer crashes and burns (I know what I am talking about here) and you need a back-up.

Here is my page at the site

http://del.icio.us/basileos

Library Thing

This site I really liked. I am always looking for new books to read and this is a great place to find out what other people are reading who have similar tastes as I do.

http://www.librarything.com/catalog/basileos

Hard Candy

That's the title, and this is the pic, of Madonna's new album cover. As you can see she hasn't listened to my advice to keep her granny legs closed.

That being said, I will be the first one to buy that album.

Did I say album? Frak! I am really showing my age!

Brit On A Budget.

Apparently, Britney Spears daddy has put her on a strict budget of only $1,500 a week. If you didn't know this, Brit's dad was awarded conservator something or other over her affairs. Meaning he now gets to treat her like every other 12 year old. Brit's not 12 of course, but she sure as hell as been acting like it.

I think it will be good for her to be getting an allowance. A bit too little too late, but it might give her pause to think. She probably won't be in the least grateful, but her weekly allowance is my monthly paycheck, so suck on that Brit and start budgeting like the rest of us do.

This Is Distressing

I have always liked Heather Locklear because not only did she play Amanda Woodward on Melrose Place, but she was Sammy Jo on Dynasty too! She also managed to live through being married to Tommy Lee. You don't get over something like that easily.

I thought she had settled down with that guy from Bon Jovi, but he left her for that skank Denise Richards, who proceeded to dump his ass.

Anyway, it looks like Heather is having problems. The LAPD got a call from someone who warned them that Heather was in danger of hurting herself! Gasp! The police went to her place and decided she was okay. It turns out Heather's shrink called the cops! Wow, who knew knew Heather had anxiety problems. She always seems so put together.

Please Heather, don't hurt yourself. I will always remember seeing you at Crystal Beach many years ago and you looked me in the eye across the security line and I knew we had a connection.

Okay, that never happened, but I did see her at Crystal Beach and she looked fine.

Madonna Is Back

I know you all missed her, so here is a new shot of her. She looks great, but I really do wish she would close her legs. Been there, seen it, smelled it.

I know she still likes to be edgy but when you are almost 50 it is time to act like it. Does Tina Turner pose like this? I think not.

Anyhoo, Madonna was finally inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night. Curiously, her hubby, Guy Ritchie, wasn't there. What's up with that? And why was Iggy Pop there? I have to say though, he looks pretty damn good for a senior citizen. Most senior citizens I know would be in bed by that time and not partying with Madonna.

Cruz Beckham Takes After Mum.

Check out this vid of 3 year old Cruz Beckham being a total media performer. Me thinks he loves being a showboater just like his mum. Loves it!

I did this for my Mum because she loves Posh.

So He Really Was There!

Britain's Prince Harry apparently has been in Afghanistan fighting the war over there. Colour me surprised. He went over there last December and the British media honoured the military's request that they not publish the news for fears of his safety. All that ended the other day when an American spilled the beans. So now Prince Harry has been pulled from duty and is back home.

I think whoever first spilled the beans should be ashamed of themselves. The Taliban had publicly stated that if the Prince ever stepped foot in their country it would be their number 1 priority to make sure he didn't leave with his head. I gotta give Harry mad props for putting his money where his mouth is and actually getting down and dirty with the troops.

Now that I have said something nice, I can do a little trash talking about him. A couple of months ago he gave an interview where he said he couldn't wait to leave England because he hates it there. What utter cheek! He lives in freaking palaces!. He gets oodles of money from the Civil List and doesn't have to pay taxes, and he decides to bite the hand that feeds him?

Harry, just keep your mouth shut and sit there and look pretty.

When Did Jlo Get So Dull?

Jennifer Lopez and hubby Mark Antony welcomed twin babies into the world on Feb 22 and the world held it's breath while waiting for the baby's names. Well the wait is over. She named them Max and Emme. What utterly boring names! I though Jlo had more imagination than that! I thought for sure she would name the girl Chiquita and the boy Flavio.