Bozo The Clown

Prescilla Presley has always been a beautiful woman, but lately she has been looking a littly fugly. Oh who am I kidding, she looks like a nightmare.

Well now I know why. At first I just assumed she was going a little overboard with the botox, but turns out she is using car lubricant. Who knew you can inject products from Canadian Tire into your face to get back the dewey look of youth?

Turns out Prissy and a few other Hollywood types have fallen under the sway of some Argentian "doctor" and his snake oil. He has been having "injection parties" with the non-FDA approved silicon which is pretty much the same thing you put into your car. Jesus bloody Christ! I hope he at least warned them their eyes wouldn't squeak before he put the needle in!



You know, I think some of these aging Hollywood stars should take a page from the gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer. I have seen plenty of recent pics of her, and it certainly doesn't look like she has had any work done. If she has, her doctor is worth any money spent. If she hasn't, she looks like how a well kept 48 year old should. She doesn't have bozo lips.