I Can Rest Easy Tonight

I have been terribly worried about Heather Locklear after hearing about her apparent suicide attempt. People that look that good have no need to off themselves. She probably just told her shrink she was going to dye her hair with that L'Oreal stuff she is shilling, and all the shrink heard was "die" and over reacted. Sheesh, can't a girl colour her hair in peace?

Here's Heather looking completely sane the other day. Nothing to worry about here. What the heck happened to her lips though? They look so wrong.

This Is Distressing

I have always liked Heather Locklear because not only did she play Amanda Woodward on Melrose Place, but she was Sammy Jo on Dynasty too! She also managed to live through being married to Tommy Lee. You don't get over something like that easily.

I thought she had settled down with that guy from Bon Jovi, but he left her for that skank Denise Richards, who proceeded to dump his ass.

Anyway, it looks like Heather is having problems. The LAPD got a call from someone who warned them that Heather was in danger of hurting herself! Gasp! The police went to her place and decided she was okay. It turns out Heather's shrink called the cops! Wow, who knew knew Heather had anxiety problems. She always seems so put together.

Please Heather, don't hurt yourself. I will always remember seeing you at Crystal Beach many years ago and you looked me in the eye across the security line and I knew we had a connection.

Okay, that never happened, but I did see her at Crystal Beach and she looked fine.