When Did Jlo Get So Dull?

Jennifer Lopez and hubby Mark Antony welcomed twin babies into the world on Feb 22 and the world held it's breath while waiting for the baby's names. Well the wait is over. She named them Max and Emme. What utterly boring names! I though Jlo had more imagination than that! I thought for sure she would name the girl Chiquita and the boy Flavio.

For Those Who Care

Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth to her twins, a boy and a girl. She's been pregnant for what seems a lot longer than 9 months so those babies must be huge.

She had a special room made up at some hospital in New York, and even the staff had to do rehearsals just in case someone tried to kidnap the wee ones. I've never understood why someone would go to the bother of kidnapping babies. I imagine it would take a lot of planning and what do you get for it? Poopy diapers! Yuck. No thanks. JLo can keep 'em. Of course Jenny won't have to worry about shitty diapers since she has probably already hired Elizabeth Hurley's ex-maid.