What's That On Her Face?

I thought when you were pregnant you weren't supposed to inject salmonella into your face? Well that doesn't seem to be stopping Nicole Kidman. Those lips are botoxed to hell and back. Well, to be fair to Nic, maybe she just came from the dentist. Or had some really hot soup.

But whatever it is she is doing, she really should stop it right now. I am sure she looks fine without all that crap she is doing to herself.

Nicole Kidman is Vain

A lot of gossip columnists have been ragging on Nicole Kidman for presumably injecting her face with botox. "Oh, she can't smile" they mock, or "Oh, she is so expressionless" they say.

So now that she is pregnant, apparently it isn't safe for the baby to inject yourself with salmonella or whatever the hell botox is made of. Makes sense I suppose, but my mother smoked all through her pregnancy with me and I turned out okay and smoking kills! Salmonella just gives you the heaves. Much like pregnancy I have heard.

Anyhoo, now that Nic is off the needle, people have been gleefully awaiting her new face. I have to admit to being kinda curious myself. Would it be a Portrait of Dorian Grey scenario?

Judge for yourself. Doesn't she look ancient?