Making the World a Better Place

Remember last year when Paris Hilton was in jail? You must have heard about it. Well, after she got out she announced she was a changed woman. Yes, she wanted to do "good" in the world and not party so much. So after about 8 months of non-stop partying and shopping, she has finally done good on her promise.

She visited an orphanage in South Africa!

You heard right. The world is now at peace because of the selfless generosity of Paris Hilton signing autographs at an orphanage.

Mother Teresa must be beaming with pride in heaven.

I'm Embarrassed to Say She is Canadian

Pamela Anderson recently married some dude named Rick Saloman. After two minutes, she filed for divorce and two minutes later changed her mind. Now this time she really really means it. She filed papers today claiming fraud as the reason for wanting a divorce.

Fraud? Um Pammy, this is the guy who made a sex tape with Paris Hilton. You can't tell me she didn't know what she was getting into. What a dunce. She probably thinks he cheated her by not making a sex tape with her. I know how Pammy thinks.

What a pair though. Just looking at that pic above makes me feel stoned. She looks like she has just smoked a doobie, and he looks like he is in the middle of a 5 day coke binge. I bet the only fraud perpetrated was after they married, Rick lost his drug connection and Pammy is bummed out. "He said he would have an unlimited supply!" He lied to me!